glove job
the act of yanking a man’s c-ck while wearing boxing gloves.
this largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken
. the glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
i went home with this chick last night and noticed she had crazy man hands so i begged for a glove job so i wouldnt be so grossed out
to s-xually (or non-s-xually) touch or rub someone with a glove.
john: please give me a glovejob!
sarah: “why are you touching me with a glove?”
bob: “because i love to give out glovejobs!”
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