Go eat a winky waffle


a phrase created to be used as a subst-tute for swearing at someone. means basically the same as “f-ck off,” only it’s school-appropriate.
stupid person: hey, let me see your math homework. i didn’t finish mine.

you: dude, no one likes you. go eat a winky waffle.

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