go home and wank kid


a kid that must w-nk as soon as he gets home. s-xual gratification is utterly important to him…but no-one else will give it to him.
man, i bet that fat kid gerard is a go home and w-nk kid.

mum: ‘hi honey, how was school?’
david: ‘wait, just a minute mum, just a minute! i have to go to the toilet’

-runs to the bathroom and after a few minutes returns looking rather flushed-

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