go home cook rice
background: cooking rice is a daily ch-r- in households in hawaii. this ch-r- is often tasked to the children/teenagers of the family who usually got home from school before their parents and were instructed to cook the rice for dinner.
hawaiian slang: this phrase has the equivalent effect of “go home!” or “go back to where you came from” in american speech. there are many equivalent uses: some used to express disdain, some used jokingly and some used to express relief from a hard day of work.
ex. 1 – mahina (at a football game): “f-ck the huskies!! go home cook rice!”
ex. 2 – leinani: “don’t even kno how fo’ do simple division? brah, you bettah just go home cook rice.”
ex. 3 – kawika: “ho braddah, dat one homework took so long. finally pau. time to go home cook rice.”
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