go make yourself a sandwich


to go p-ss time.
guy a: g-d f-cking dammit, this is taking forever to load! watching paint f-cking dry is more f-cking fun.

guy b: how about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.

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