Go to shorts
go to shorts are your best pair of either lebron or jordan brand shorts. any other brand sucks. it is preferably jordan
it gives you swagg and u’ll get u d wet 4 sure
guy 1, “yo n-gg-, how we gonna get dees fine -ss hoes at school to suck our d-cks man?”
guy 2, “man, lets wear are go to shorts, then we’ll get our d wet for sure.”
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