Goatcheese Surprise
1. the act of squatting over and performing the goat over a sleeping individual. upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. don’t forget to call him a f-g and kick him in the -ss 2. a real d-ck move.
some dude: yesterday john woke up to me giving him the goatcheese surprise. he was so scared that he sh-t himself
other dude: oh my god!
some dude: yea i know right, what a f-g.
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