goat’s tongue


a middle-age european torture method where the victims’ legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. a thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
olaf: johan, do you want to go jogging?

johan: no olaf, i prefer to ride horse. the king gave me the goat’s tongue today.

source: bmj journal

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