god is in the tub
a phrase originated by miss alli of television without pity, a website devoted to television shows. the phrase is used to combat a reality show contestant who feels the need to pray to god to help them get through their task or win the game. g-d does not stop to interfere with reality shows and you should think of him as in the tub. like when you’re a kid and you’re mom is in the tub, you should let her enjoy her alone time. she should not be bothered. g-d is in the tub.
just jump off the cliff already and stop praying. g-d is in the tub.
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