god of dank


a doctor of sorts; you would recognize him instantaneously by the plethora of bud-ly knowledge that he bestows only on those of whom he sees to be fit. for those that are worthy, a shroud of smoke envelopes them but yet under a gaseous haze comes forth he who calls himself the doctor, doctor weed.
yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
a: naa bro, i’ve been tapped since last night’s sesh. i need to see him soon if i’m getting through this sunday morning.

pheobian #1: (via phone) doctor, doctor where are you??? it’s an emergency! i’m having a panic attack & haven’t slept for days!!
doc. weed: yes, yes, please hold…i’m preparing your treatment as we speak. be ready for the best night of sleep you’ve had in years; you’ll sleep like a beby.
p#1: can i send my buddy pheobian #2 to you as well?

doc. weed: it’ll be aight mayne, send ‘im right away.
he is the god of dank

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