God of Marijuana


commonly represented as an eight-legged fetus with two bung holes
dear 8 legged fetus, g-d of marijuana, thank you for the bountiful bud we are bout to smoke tonight, may your wisdom light our smokey path to enlightenment. aaaaaaaaaaa-marijuanaaaaa

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