Godiva hair
named for the legendary english figure lady g-diva, who supposedly rode on a horse through the city of coventry whilst completely naked, in an attempt to persuade the local lord, her husband, to give the peasants a tax break. the only thing that covered her modesty was her incredibly long hair (that reached down to at least her thighs).
as such, g-diva hair is any hair in a picture (photo/drawing) that is sufficiently long as to cover the female character’s naughty bits. turns an otherwise straight-up nude pic into a more subtly erotic pic.
-person 1 looking at p-rn on rule34-
person 1: dammit, why’s her hair so long? i can’t see the good stuff. i came here for the nude anime babes!
person 2: philistines like you are the reason we can’t have nice things, person 1.
person 3: yeah anon 1, this is a really lovely case of g-diva hair. very cl-ssy. +1
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