god’s gift to men
god’s gift to men would be their p-n-s. egotistical men often believe all women want their p-n-s, that they can please any woman or man with their p-n-s, and that their p-n-s is the best. their p-n-s can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their p-n-s for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.
men love their p-n-s so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. if wrong then the term “d-ck pic” wouldn’t exist.
she thinks she’s god’s gift to men, but she’s wrong because she wasn’t born with a dong. she had to buy hers.
he thinks he’s god’s gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
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