Goin to Ralphs


gettin your serpent rubbed or slobbed on in the back of an expensive car, in a crowded public parking lot, preferibly in the middle of the day
danny: hey do u wanna go to the beach today? it’s really hot out

chad: nah man i can’t i’m goin to ralphs with my significant other

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