Gold Rush Alaska
a boring but yet addictive show showing a group of rookie miners trying to make money by mining gold in alaska. the main character is jack hoffman. he always seems to have enough money to last another week, but yet never gets paid by discovery channel. in season 1, the miners find a total of 15 ounces of gold and end up in debt. season 2, the quarts creek group finds over 100 ounces but is still in debt. the funniest point in the show is when the hoffman’s discover that they didn’t meet their 8 oz. quota again.
will there be a season 3?
how much will discovery channel give them
this time?
billy= hey guys, how do those people on the show make money if they don’t find any gold?
john= they get paid by discovery channel dude. they don’t sh-t money out to pay for gas every day.
your perfect life automatically becomes sh-t if you become an gold rush alaska miner.
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