Golden Backwards Blumpkin


when a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time…another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that’s on its way out. aka: gbb
d-mn, this golden backwards blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

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