Golden Blumpkin 360


a golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a sh-t (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. to be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.
i almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.

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