golden blumpkin


acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth
sh-t sally eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin
to receive oral s-x on the cr-pper while taking a deuce…upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy wh-r- of a sl-t with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral c-ck holster. don’t forget to p-ss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. p.s. no flushing at any time!!!
n-body can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >o. blame the thizz for this one…thizz or die….t.i.p. love, donkey
when the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.
my sh-t went limp mid bj and whoopi got herself a “golden blumpkin”
the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the cr-p so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower……but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
i heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.
blumpkin to pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.
with the accent of dr evil from austin powers.

you dirty boy, i charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my “lazer”

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