Golden Corona


an award, much like the oscars, for remarkable or rather unthinkable behavior at an organized party or event. in order to be considered for this award one must have demonstrated exceptional ability in disrupting the normal festivities. a lack of beer contribution is certainly reason for nomination. also consummation subst-tution of beer (bringin’ cans and drinking bottles) can be accepted.

after 5 years of winning the golden corona award, a recipient may choose to make a rule. kinda like quarters!
bob: yo, who do you think should win the gc this year.

another bob: sheeet… w-lly, hands down! he drank all my amstel lights!

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