Golden Creampie
a fresh take on an old cl-ssic – following quickly after the -j-c-l-t–n part of the traditional creampie, and while still fully erect, the dude urinates inside said creampied hole to create a rich, golden slurry that then oozes out, thus creating the golden creaampie.
side note: the golden creampie can also be attained by -j-c-l-t-ng and p-ssing simultaneously, though this maneuver takes much training and zen mastery.
yo, see that brunette over there? i wouldn’t that just creampie that -ss, i’d golden creampie that sh-t.
Read Also:
- Poodle Rat
she looks sweet and kind with minor sl-ty clothes. others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. that all changes when you have a d-ck. she will let any guy possible in her. her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people’s houses. literally ask her to take off her clothes […]
- Gay pass
a gay p-ss can be defined as when a straight guy partakes in h-m-s-xual activivity on one occasion however they retain their straight ident-ty. mikey let michael suck his c-ck when they were younger which can be defined as a gay p-ss .
- Being vegan with it
when someone constantly reuses the same thing often for attention. “at first i was like aww bill cmon and then he started being vegan with it”
- burnt pussy lips
in which you have dry,crusty lips,that spell like p-ssy. tyrone : yesterday i saw my wife and wooo! she had burnt p-ssy lips written all over her face.
- Grammar mistakes that are made alot these days.
you’re and your have 2 different meanings. you’re stands for you are. used to describe the person you are talking to. your is used to describe a person who you are talking to possession/belonging. you are my brother. we must fight together. your brother is a naughty boy. your grammar is horrible. (grammar mistakes that […]