Golden Goose
a s-xual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
she has a p-n-s in her v-g-n-, her -sshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a s-x act on each p-n-s.
‘did you hear about (insert name here)’
‘no what happened’
‘the guys golden goosed her’
‘sl-t’
a girl that everyone calls a breezy and she is hott as h-ll yet no one has ever gotten with her, therefore she is the ultimate catch.
no bro you say that but no one has ever hit that. she’s just a golden goose
an obscenely hot girl seen in a public place where it is situationally innappropriate to strike up a conversation with her
a man walks out of the men’s room and sees an amazingly beautiful woman walking into the women’s room.
man: “oh my g-d she’s so gorgeous i wish i could talk to her.”
a stranger walks up
stranger: “yeah what a golden goose.”
a legendary historic figure from lakeville minnesota, who wore a gold track suit and often urinated his pants. became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade cl-ssroom. there was such an abundance of p–p that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. and he was a giant douche too!
look guys, the golden goose just cr-pped his pants again!
a s-xual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
she has a p-n-s in her v-g-n-, her -sshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a s-x act on each p-n-s.
‘did you hear about (insert name here)’
‘no what happened’
‘the guys golden goosed her’
‘sl-t’
elusive beast, can be differentiated from a standard goose by the size of the overhang on the belly.
kuan hau, left back extraodinaire
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