golden hoard


individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. most of these people will not know how to survive without a walmart or mcdonald’s so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succ-mbed to chaos and rioting.
i’m glad we live far enough out in the country that we’ll be safe from the golden h–rd if society ever collapses.

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