golden pregnancy
a pregnancy that occurs before the woman has ever menstruated
girl 1: “how can sarah be pregnant she’s only 13 and she hasn’t even started having periods yet? “.
girl 2: “it’s rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. she must have been ovulating for the first time when she had s-x. she’s had a golden pregnancy”
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