Gollum 3000’s


the sequel to the hit “gollum 2000’s” (boxer shorts). they have new and improved ‘comfort zones’ and a special ‘precious pocket’ for sticking your precious in it. truly a vast improvement over the wordgollum originals/word which were inferior in every way to the 3000’s.
you can purchase them off the internet but why not just wait for the gollum 4000’s or gollum cl-ssics.
costs around $69.99 or £65.99.

…..or if you are really raking in the curry, you can wait for the wordsmeagol’s/word. which look wikkid.
“myself? i have the gollum cl-ssics”
– joseph stalin

“gollum stands to make alot of dough out of this”
– cnn ‘business review’

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