golly whomper


a very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.
would you look at the d-mn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!

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