Gondola Quotient


a special formula that will determine your gaming pr-ness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
person: yo that pro has a gondola quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, i hear he play 25 hours a day

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