gonna-clitty-clatty
contracting or catching something(s) nasty, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don’t want to get, touch, -ssociate with.
“i don’t f-ck with that girl, i don’t want none of her gonna-cl-tty-clatty”
*friend eating cheetos on white couch* “go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-cl-tty-clatty all over my sh-t!
“whew, your breath smell like you’ve been eating some gonna-cl-tty-clatty”
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