goon of goons


a goon king. one similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. a goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.
seth: whoa! who is this goon? i’ve never seen him before.

brent: i don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jack-ss at the same time.

seth: … such a king. how do i describe someone this uber?

brent: the goon of goons.

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