Gorman Uncertainty Theory


as h (h-m-s-xuality) and e (egotism) approach infinity, the gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. the gorman hypothesis is as follows:

a person cannot m-st-rb-t- to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about… etc.
toby tried to m-st-rb-t- in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the gorman uncertainty theory.

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