Governor Hair

gov. rick perry of texas, an aggie.

he is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. he was a faithful gop lieutenant governor under gov. george “dubya” bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. no intelligent republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
a: governor hair spoke today.
b: what did he say?
a: nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.

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