grab my musket
a euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one’s) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date mrs. palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one’s) log, have a date with rosie palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with cyclops, have a w-nk, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one’s) gherkin, junior olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one’s) kn-b, pound (one’s) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one’s) monkey, stroke the salami, w-nk off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-congressman joe walsh @walshfreedom.
“on november 9th if trump loses i’m gonna grab my musket. you in?”
a euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one’s) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date mrs. palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one’s) log, have a date with rosie palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with cyclops, have a w-nk, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one’s) gherkin, junior olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one’s) kn-b, pound (one’s) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one’s) monkey, stroke the salami, w-nk off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-congressman joe walsh @walshfreedom.
“on november 9th if trump loses i’m gonna grab my musket. you in?”
a euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one’s) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date mrs. palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one’s) log, have a date with rosie palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with cyclops, have a w-nk, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one’s) gherkin, junior olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one’s) kn-b, pound (one’s) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one’s) monkey, stroke the salami, w-nk off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-congressman joe walsh @walshfreedom.
“on november 9th if trump loses i’m gonna grab my musket. you in?”
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