Graffiti in my car port


the act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies v-g-n- or a mans -n-s. a method often known more commonly as “withdrawal”
sarah – “tom dont aim for my face, graffiti in my car port”
tom – “ok”

“dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so i graffitied in her car port”

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