when the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before partic-p-ting in any form of s-x (concentual or not).
often utilized as an effective way to get a bl-wj-b from a hungry obese person.
“mrs.folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog…the only problem was that i used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week.”
- Grandma cleavage
cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest jordan has grandma cleavage
a dog (or person) who likes to frolick in the gr-ss. bob: hey, wanna go play outside? bill: heck yes! bob: totally! we’ll be gr-ss-frolickers!
- greasy hoop
a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem – causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas). sufferers of ‘greasy hoop’ are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma […]
a codeword for the act of a man being penetrated by another man at a highway rest area or gas station men’s room… sorry wbrasington, i won’t be able to join you for the gay pride parade on monday, my -n-s was torn from the “greekmonkey” i received this weekend and must remain in bed […]
a series of hysterical laughter and uncontrollable sobbing in one sitting. it sounds bipolar, but the laughing and crying is for no specific reason and is often completely out of the blue. the act is sort of mean, because no one knows what to say or how to help.. do they try to comfort you? […]