grand theft dine-and-dash
like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.
we went as an eight-top to blt steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the suv and ditched the bill – total grand theft dine-and-dash!
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