Grand Theft Jerk


when two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. “you stole my jerk!” is a common phrase to say after being grand theft jerked.
“this guy f-cked my wife, so i grand theft jerked him.”

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