Grand Theft Squirt
when someone is jerking off then just as they are about to finish you reach over and finish them
i saw my friend jerking off and then i gave him a grand theft squirt
grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you’ve gone to bed and your friend thinks you’re asleep so he starts jerking off. you have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his d-ck and jerk him off the rest of the way. it’s the action of stealing someones squirt.
michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. “why did you just grand theft squirt me!!!”
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