grand theft taco
grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl’s virginity by the hands of a thief. if said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. the taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ…her c-nt. see also vertical smile and axe wound.
pablo don carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole sally’s virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.
ones act of stealing a taco from the pile of taco bell on the table at a college party . and this is done with out anyone knowing.
but to be done correctly this taker of the taco must post on facebook after the deed was done. ” grand theft taco”
” dude i just grand theft taco that table at this dope party”
“posted on fb ” -grand theft taco-
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