grandaddy bonglegs


a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.
while sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
“holy sh-t! a grandaddy longlegs!”
“what? i didn’t know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs.”

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