Grandm.i.l.f.


another word for: “grandmother i’d like to f-ck”.

it has a second definition, this is a “grand” milf, similar to “grand canyon”. a gilf is above a milf in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. she is the high priestess in a sea of milfs.
she’s not just a milf, she’s a grand milf.

if you’re a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a grand milf, regardless of daughter’s age.

i hooked up with my friend’s grand milf once.

grandmother i’d like to f-ck
raquel welch
see milf.

the rare case of a really hot grandma you’d like to f-ck.
“yo… stacy’s got a grand milf!”
a grandmilf is simply a mum i’de love to f-ck, whos children have children.
i pulled what i thought to be a milf the other night who looked and acted like a p-rn star. after a couple of hours she told me she had grand children it was at this point in time i realised there were also grandmilfs.
1. n a beautiful s-xy mom of a mom.
2. n grandmother i’d like to f-ck. synonymous with gilf.
3. n a great puma] in her fifties or sixties.
steve: hey, check her out. she might actually be a grandmilf!
you: you know steve, you may be right!

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