grandpa carl


when a fat, hairy, man over 40 years old (preferably a grandfather) makes inappropriate s-xual comments to girls at work that are half his age. you will know a grandpa carl by the nascar pictures on his desk and a tendency to eat salted mixed nuts.
did you hear what he said to the new girl? if anyone other than grandpa carl said that we would be in hr.

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