Grandpa Crush
when you meet an old man who you wish was your grandpa.
old man- have some money. (:
young person- thanks!
-grandpa crush!-
Read Also:
- Grandpa´s Trout
slang term for an old p-n-s. did you see grandpa´s trout? it was huge!!
- grandstrand
a huge c-mshot; mertle beach. i j-zzed so hard and long that i shot a grandstrand on her face. mertle beach is located on the grandstrand.
- throat burner
the act of coating your shaft in 100% pure natural bee honey and then coating the tip with barbecue sauce, the type depending on the recipient’s skill level, and then shoving it in someone’s oral cavity. -girl 1 mumbles something unintelligible- girl 2: drake give you the throat burner last night too? -girl 1 nods- […]
- Thumb Spelunker
the act of letting someone sit on your thumb….while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the b-tt… d-mn , that was one h-ll of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!! you dirty thumb spelunker , you went […]
- GrantDawg
another word for fungus. there sits grantdawg on the front porch just waiting to be rooted out.