a hair gel commonly used by grandpas. often their grandsons comment on how good their hair looks. it is often sold in jars with ed crankshaft’s picture on them. he has been known to use it.
nelson: (let’s out a big wolf whistle) whoah, boy! you’re getting all gussied up. what’s going on?
ed: i’m fixing my hair. i’m going bowling with a bunch of the bus drivers. you know, your uncle rudy and your aunt lena and all them.
nelson: wow! what’s that stuff all in your hair?
ed: (starts laughing) that’s my grandpa goo. hey, wanna come with me? the gang’s gonna flip when you use this.
nelson: nice! (bends his head down) let’s m-ssage this into my mop!
ed: (growling) that’s the ticket! no grandpa is complete without a good hairdo. all you need is some grandpa goo!
- grandpa burger
a burger served at a&w made out of senior citizens. originated in germany during world war 2 when a german field marshall suggested that the cooks serve dead seniors to the prisoners to keep them alive. hey! this grandpa burger is good!
- the ultimate orgy
a cartoon on newgrounds – one which parodies the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny). it is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. i advise you don’t watch it, though if you do, you’ll bust your -ss laughing. consider yourself warned. full t-tle: the ultimate orgy of h-m-s-xuality. old g-dzilla was f-ck-ng around tokyo city […]
- grandpa driver
any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. however, it is […]
taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. you still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, youtube, twitter, mysp-ce and facebook (exceptions: it’s the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities. the […]
- rusty valiant
a term for a car that is usually older and was once good/cool however time and the elements have rusted it to h-ll and the owner doesn’t know it or denies it. dylan thought his car was so cool but it was really a rusty valiant