grandpa pat


when u pat someones -ss and use the middle and ring fingers to go between the -ss checks in effort to cop a b-tthole, v-g-n-, or even b-lls. often used by dirty old men.
“man, i hate going over to uncle pete’s hes always tryin to grandpa pat me!”

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