Granola Sex
“granola s-x” n. 1. s-xual intercourse between two hippies. 2. s-xual intercourse wherein the partic-p-nts haven’t shaved, showered, plucked, worn perfume/cologn/make-up, or deodorant. 3. s-xual intercourse that takes place in nature, away from civilization (i.e. forests, mountains, fields, meadows, etc.)
jack: (seductively) hey, i just realized…we’re camping and neither of us has had a shower in like, 6 days.
jane: (arches eyebrow)
(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)
jane: (heavily breathing) wow…that was the most amazing granola s-x ever!
jack: you are an animal!
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