grave juicer


an ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (m-ff dive). during this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. he then proceeds to jump on the deceased female’s stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining v-g-n-l fluid buildup into the m-ff diver’s mouth; bon apet-te
sean: hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

crowd: no. why?

sean: me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this b-tch we dug up at the cemetary.

crowd: sick f-ck

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