gravy cannon
when you have explosive diarrhea. you rush to the toilet barely get your pants down or squat. when all holy h-ll breaks loose. like a howitzer packed with dinty more beefstew. hitting the bowl, flush valve, tank and wall. with an unholy stench of dripping turkey giblet -ss gravy!
after eating at golden coral. fifteen minutes later i had to hit the ‘head’ ( naval term for toilet ).
i barley got my pants down. when kabooooom !
i let loose with the gravy cannon!
the blast pattern covered the bowl and most of the wall.
-ss gravy -ss grenade
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