great horny toads


an interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. has redneck-ish (and even s-xual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural america. also known to be occasionally used by the looney toons cartoon character yosemite sam.
-at a small ranch in west texas-

jim bob: welp. time to git down ta bizness an’ work the ol’ cow.

-suddenly sees two large overweight tresp-ssing strangers doing something “suspicious” to one of his pigs-

jim bob: -gasps- great h-rny toads, what in the sam hill h’ve you sum b-tches bin doin’ to mah prize hog!

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mark h. proud urban dictionary slang author since february 2004.
1. perhaps the most offensive exclamation in the human language.
2. magnificent s-xually excited amphibians
1. i shouted “great h-rnytoads” at a grocery store and got all these weird looks from people. apparently they were pretty offended.
2. i don’t want to go in that swamp, it’s filled with great h-rnytoads.

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