Greek Hayfever
during f-ll-t–, depending on the amount of pubic hair of the partner receiving the oral pleasure, ‘greek hayfever’ may afflict the one giving the oral pleasure.
this is a condition where the excess of pubic hair causes irritation of the nose and eyes, inducing hayfever symptoms.
symptoms may include: -watering or itchy eyes
-redness or swelling of the eyes
-running nose
-sinus irritation
in bad cases, the one giving oral pleasure may expel air forcibly and spasmodically through the nose and mouth, resulting in a great deal of mess (through build up of unwanted mucus on the male genetalia), discomfort and awkwardness.
dude, i heard you gave jenny a bad case of greek hayfever?
yeah man, it was horrible, she sneezed all over my junk!
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