Greek Mustache


when one, after -n-lly penetrating one’s partner, wipes one’s fecal encrusted member across the partner’s upper lip. also called a “dirty sanchez”. can also be called a “trojan mustache”, if partner is unsuspecting.
rob: i was having s-x with your mother last night and she surprised me with a greek mustache.
bob: how dare you! in that context it’s called a trojan mustache!
rob: sorry. either way, your mom’s got a d-ck. not cool.
bob: how dare you! ……!

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