Greek Salad
it is when you take a room in your house and cover the floor to the baseboard with painters plastic and pour out a gallon of olive oil, then get naked with your mate and f-ck and slip and slip around the room.
“dude last night me and my girl pulled a greek salad in our den”
a salad from greece that is the most popular of greek salads and because tourists know only this greek salad,the call it greek salad like it’s the only greek salad.
it contains cucc-mber,tomato,feta cheese,olives,oil,salt and perhaps oregon.
i’ve ordered a greek salad,along with my souvlaki.
when a man with an uncirc-mcised p-n-s and a buildup of sm-gm- (a.k.a. d-ck cheese) has -n-l s-x with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. the combination of the tossed salad and the “feta” d-ck cheese gives you a greek salad.
chris and charles enjoyed a delicious greek salad last night.
a hairy b-tthole
look at the hair on that girls arms, i bet she has a greek salad.
when someone covers the toilet with inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in one sitting
i was in the mood to eat a greek salad for lunch but then i saw one in the urinal and got a manwich instead.
the result of -j-c-l-t-ng s-m-n into a partner’s eyes.
“after she blew me, i gave the b-tch a greek salad. i totally greeked her.”
performing -n-lingus on a person who has just been -n-lly creampied.
that four-dollar hooker even did a greek salad on the midget stripper! man, i wish i got her name…
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